All I can say

...is WOW.

Wow is Tigers...NOT Twins.

WOE is Twins.

So, i guess we are going to blow TWO leads TWICE. That's great....just super. NOT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.


Guerrier:

Whoa..rough night huh? You're lucky you dumped the loss on Neshek. I personally think you should have gotten the Loss...no offense...kay? I hope this doesn't effect your pitching later...but...geez man! You CAN'T leave those pitches hangin' like that! You know what happens then don't you? Homeruns, Extra Base hits...RUNS. We had that game in the bag, and you kinda blew it. Sorry Buddy.

Sincerely Yours (not really),
~A fan that still has faith in you


So last nights game was so exciting...until we started losing. That is when i decided to screw that and go to bed. I was not happy...with Guerrier and/or Neshek at that point. Since then we have reconciled. (I just hope they do better next time....or else)

In other newz:

Morneau vs. Ice Kubes
Back and forth. Morneau homer, Kubel Homer, Morneau RBI, Kubel RBI. They are both tied at 3 Homeruns, 11 RBI's.
Watch out Morneau. You've got compitition. GO KUBES!

TJ Surgery a BAD thing??

Most pitchers who have Tommy John Surgery are most likely done with their career.

In this case, not for Liriano.

Sure, he walked 5 batters, gave up 4 runs. But hey, its his first time in the majors in nearly a year and a half. He DID only give up 6 hits. He DID strike out 4. He's no Santana (btw, Santana's record is 1-2), but he will get better. The Twins didn't exactly have a great day yesterday (yeah really, 3 hits? C'mon boys!). Liriano's ERA isn't bad. Hey, it's only 1.04 more than Rincon's...

On other notes, my "Favoretest" Twin is on the DL, and no, it isn't Cuddyer. I am now going to sit here waiting for the 15 days to be up before Slowey comes back. For now, I am going to have to pick a new favorite twin until he gets back. Hmm...Mauer/Morneau? Nah, too common. Kubel...eh...he's always gunna be my buddy...Mr.King o' Doubles Lamb? to bah-ey. Harris...ah he's gunna be always my buddy...along with Kubel. Everett? ha..he's a funny lil' guy..and reminds me of an elf when he has his hat on. Ah Ha! Blackburn! (<--Random). He's a really good pitcher...and yeah, i pick blackburn.... Right now, I am eating this Twins malt cup thinger...it says: "official ice cream treat of the MN Twins"....but every Kemps icecream thing has that...so whats the point...just say; Kemps: official Ice Cream of the MN twins. Tonite the Twins play the Tigers. They SHOULDN'T LOSE....but you never know...If they win...I hope blackburn gets the win. If...If...If...(lolz Bert)

Twins, KC

For Today's game, I am going to go through the play by play, well not really. Just going to pick out some interesting things that happen throughout the innings...

Top o' da First:
~Tolbert bunt singles, in the same spot Gomez did 1 pitch before~
~And, Morneau does what he always does: Grounds out in the infield...~

Bottom o' da First:
~Livan walks one, K's one, inning done.~
~Livan's "Livan on a prayer" reminds me of a song by Jon Bon Jovi~
~*breaks out in song* WHAAOOOOOO LIVIN ON A PRAYER!! ~

Score: 0-0

Top of thee Second:
~Delmy Walks...and ICE Kubes is next~
~Well, lets just say, Kubel didn't take his Anxiety pills and struck out....~
~Delmy makes it a little easier for Harris, and steals second (2)...good job Delms~
~WiLd PiTcH, Delmy: 3rd, 1 out... cmon' harris old buddy ol' pal, DRILL IT....or..walk i guess...~
~Here's Mike Lamb: The King of Doubles......K's....~
~And the person to step up is: *ta daa* Denard Span! (rbi single) (1st in Major Leegz)~
~Gomez: 2 RBI Double. Nice job Speedy.~
~Wow, Tolbert, wtf is with you? YOU ROCK! (rbi single)~

Bottom of the Second:
~Single by Alex Gordon...he scares me and i don't know why...i think he hides in my closet =S~

Score: 4-0 Twins

Top of the Third:
~Justin bombs one over the Right Field Fence~

Bottom of the Third:
~WTF kinda name is Grudzielanek? His new name is Crudzie~

Score: 5-0 Twins

Top of the Fourth:
~Wouldn't it be great if Gomez hit a Homerun?~

Bottom of the Fourth:
~Creepy Alex Gorden hits a double

Score: 5-0 Twins

Top of the Fifth:
~Tolbert has gotten on base every single at bat~
~It is so windy Kauffman Stadium, Garbage is rolling all over the field.~
~Tolbert gets his 1st Majur Leege Steel! *golf claps*~
~Twins had a chance to score runs, but KC Int. Walked Morneau...and Young,grounded into DP.

Bottom of the Fifth:
~Livan gets out of a jam of the bases loaded. Awesome Livan, Awesome.~

Score: 5-0 Twins

Top of the sixth:
~2 K's...1,2,3 inning~

Bottom of the sixth:
~Nothin'~

Score: 5-0 Twins

Top of the Seventh:
~Gomez hit his first Triple in the Major Leagues~
~It is 42 degrees there...man thats warmer than this cold and SNOW IN MN IN APRIL...~

Bottom of the Seventh:
~1,2,3 Quickie For Livan

Score: 5-0 Twins

Top of the Eighth:
~Another Morneau walk...yippee~
~Kubes, Kubes, Kubes....you try soo hard to beat Morneau in most Homeruns don't you? its ok...
~Harris! Single! Harris! Rocks! Harris! <3!~>Bottom of the Eighth:
~Jessie Crain replaces Livan. Livan: You are so awesome. Nice job today! ahem- Livan:3-0~
~1,2,3 inning. Span gets 1st OF assist! ~

Score: 5-0 Twins

Top of the Ninth
~Matt Tolbert is awesome...where the heck did he come from?~

Bottom of the Ninth:
~Joe Nathan replaces Jessie Crain~
~Ross Gload looks like a boy puppet.... kinda looks like this: =D ~
~Nathan strikes out 1~

Score: 5-NADA, ZILCH, ROOSTER EGG (ha, inside joke), ZEEEERO

Twins Win.

Player of the game: Matt Tolbert...just cuz he is awesome...and nobody knows who he is...^_^

I hate off Dayz

Well, The Twins aren't playing today....but I am finding it quite entertaining watching the Red Socks beat the Tigers quite bad.

And I also find it funny that the Tigers haven't won yet. I mean, they got so many good players this offseason, and i was quite scared....but wow...i was wrong......very wrong

ugh...it feels like Cuddy has been gone for weeks already...yet its only been 4 days.
Cuddy, next time, slide feet first. Don't be like Gomez who slides head first all the time. Somehow he doesn't break his fingers because he's super gomez, but you are no super gomez, you are a cuddy buddy, and Cuddy Buddy's can't do that.

soo, since its an off day, (which is really weird since it's in the middle of a series....) I will go be in denial in my room staring at my poster of Johan Santana that I refuse to take down....

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Twins vs. Bitchy Socks

Ok, We WERE ahead of the B.Sox 3-1 but NOO. *darn you neshek..*

Morneau, Morneau, Morneau. Why are thou mean to thy. Hit thy ball, i know thou can.
Young, Everett...OMGWTF? Well, Everett gets a break becuz you do nothing anyway, but YOUNG?

Annddd Neshek just gave up a grand slam...Thats fricken fantastic...

So much for breaking the Bitches' 4 game streak....

Good Job Lammy...at least you tried.

Maybe Morneau will pull something out of his ass and we will win...

I
HATE
SOX

Speedy GonGomez

Twins won over the 3-0....no wait, 3-1 Royals thanks to Scottie Baker and Gomez.

Gomez is now to be called Speedy GonGomez. He has 4 steals in 5 games. He is amazazing and bunts like CRAZY!

Then on the other hand, Cuddyer dislocated his finger, so he is out for 2 weeks at least...and this happened on the day I decide to wear my Cuddy Shirt....coincidence?? scare eey.

Today Livan (on a prayer) starts and I hope they beat the crap out of them.

One more thing.

Detroit Tigers are 0-4! *giggle giggle*

Starting off on the right foot

Twins Won...and Torii Hunter went 0-4.

Ha Ha Ha

Now I am scared. He will probably go 4-4 tonite....oh wait, we have BOF pitching tonite! I hope that he just knocks them down. *evil laughs*

Is Gomez Playing? He should seriously play every single game....He did sooo many good things yesterday...then he got interviewed by Mr. Bankie (aka Dick Bremer) and he talks soo cute! I loved the way he talked in his Dominican accent.

Also, Morneau needs to STEP IT UP a little today. He cannot hit ANYTHING out of the infield! *headdesk*

The Twins are right up with Cleveland, and KC, (ha ha Detroit Lost =P) at 1 and 0 which makes me feel special since we are kind of like the underdogs.

Good luck tonite Boys, and if you are playing Morneau, HIT THE DAMN BALL.

And Gomez, Keep it up kiddo.

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