Hey Sox,

Whaaa? Whats this? Who's gunna be in First place soon? NOT YOU! ha haaa.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

~Twins win (yesterday) 3-1
~Twins win (today) 4-3

Tink! Another coin in the Kubel homerun can.
....and 2 coins in Nathan's save jar.

Today, they said Gomez won the game, when actually, the whole team contributed (i.e. Morneau, Harris, Blackburn) But if there was a player of the game, Gomez is him. Wow Speedy Gongomez...you have 11 stolen bases, you lead the list in the AL :)

Also, kudos for Bonser. YOU ACTUALLY GOT RUN SUPPORT *cough*. 8 K's...weeka wee...

Twins Tidbits: Everette is coming back on Friday....yaaay *rolls eyes*

It would make me feel really good if we were in first place for once...(or a long time)

Go Twins, Go.

-pssst: Now lets sweep Detroit ;)

Random thoughts

So, another off day. What the heck is with all these off days!? They need to stop...because..If I don't have Twins game to watch, me go a little bit crayzeee.

I am just going to ramble on some thoughts

~Mauer has gotten bigger, same with Cuddy. My dad thinks Cuddy is on steroids...

~Punto has turned into a mad man...makes me think of The Incrible Hulk...The Incredible Punto....hmm

~Everett looks like a little girl with brunette locks...new name for him: Everette

~Liddle likes to pretend to be an astronaut in his helmet down at third base

~I think Gomez is hot...and I am not ashamed to say it!!


Really bored this offday? Go check out this awesome vid on Kayla's blog. *hint hint* It has slowey in it *hint hint*

Up next? BitchSox: Take Two

Um...what?

Twins?

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Being shut out 10 to nothing is NOT what we want. Watching you guys ground into DP after DP was just nauseating. I think Gardee wanted to have an emotional breakdown. You guys didn't even have a play of the game! (well, i would pick Kubel's basket catch...yeah sad, it wasn't even that great.)

My feelings of the game (not very good)
~Mauer: you can't run worth crap
~Hernandez: wow, what happend? 2 HR's? sad. very sad.
~I think Bobbie Korecky did better than everyone today
~Why couldn't we score any runs?
~Where is my Gomez?
~Dick Bremer gave up on the Twins in the 4th inning...But good ol' Bert still had faith...well some.
~WHERE IS SLOWEY!!?!??!


ok, I am sick of thinking about todays game, so moving on...

More HR club news:

Cuddy is now apart of the HR club after hitting a 3 run homer yesterday (Why didn't he save that for todays game when we needed it?)

--HR Club--
-Morneau (6)
-Kubel (3)
-Harris (1)
-Monroe (1)
-Gomez (1)
-Cuddy (1)


And, I just hope they do better this week. They went from number 2 in the ALC, to 4th...u.g.h.

Sad Day Liriano, Sad Day

Congratulations to Craig Monroe and Carlos Gomez in becoming the 4th and 5th members to join the Homerun Club.

Monroe,

Yeaah...nice shot. I think you just wanted to add some more RBI's to that game. 3 hits and 3 RBI's? not bad, not baahaaahaad. oh crap i got Lambitis.

Gomez,

YEAHH!! I am so proud that you hit a homerun! (even more excited than Monroe's..shh don't tell him). You are so little, yet have so much powah! =D

---HR CLUB:---
~Morneau (5)
~Kubel (3)
~Harris (1)
~Monroe (1)
~Gomez (1)


Ok, so right now the Twins are playing the A's, and are losing 2 to 11 because Liriano is a...yeah. Liriano gave up 50 bazillion runs and couln't make it past 2 outs before Mr. "kick ass" Bass came in to save him (not really).So much for staying at .500....*UGH*



I am praying Slowey returns soon to save us all.

Could not let this opertunity pass

A blackout by Blackburn; and a great pitchers duel for Baker

Blackburn, You is amazin'. You make Indians sit and cry. I love you :P
Score: Twins 3, Indians NADA

My opinions of the the game:

-Morneau! You gotz 5 HRs!
-Punto, those wildman throws to first for a double play were AWESOME
-Blackburn: Congrats on your first win in the Major Leagues!


Also, Happy Belated Birthday to Mauer and Reyes!
<--Mauer & Reyes Discussing Birthday Party Ideas

*Anyways, For todays game (ha we won! In yo face BYRDIE!) Baker did supah good. And might I add,I have a VERY special announcement: Harris has been excepted to the HR club! HR Club:
~Morneau: (5)
~Kubel (3)
~HARRIS! (1)

Harris, my opinion was the P.O.G. (ha pog..pogger) because he got the game tying run, and scored the game WINNING run (yes, I know that Morneau pulled through and won for us, but i still think Harris did a better job)

Harris hit a homerun just less than 2 hours after Gardee was asked on "The Gardenhire Radio show" why there were only 2 Twins that had hit homeruns, and his respose was:

"Yeah, you know thats just how the season goes, I know that Young will be hitting
a bunch this year and Lamb is due to hit one and we also know that Gomez and
HARRIS can hit the ball far also."

To Morneau:
Wow, you really surprised me. I thought for sure you were going to strike out there in the 10th inning...but you showed me.Good job budie!

To Gomez:
Nice Catch in Center! That saved the game you know. Good thing you got your wind back so you didn't have to have Span come in for you.

P.S. You need to learn how to bunt.

Twins are tied for 2nd in the ALC! (2.5 games behind Chicago) (3 games ahead of Detroit)

Up Next (Tuesday) Twins vs. Oakland (the land of oaks, and LeCroy)

Cheers for Lamb (and Rincon i guess)

Hey Lammy! Guess what! You won the game! Nice job buddy...You should feel very special. *bah*

Rincon, you got the win, so yaay for you *sarcastic cheers*

Hey Bartlett:

Still wish you were with us? That could of been you that scored the winning run. Too bad you let TWO runs score on your THIRD error with TWO outs. Did you miss the metrodome? (you should cause it's fricken awesome). I bet you miss Punto. Now there are no more parahnaS...just parahnA (single, NOT plural). But you can always pretend...

Even tho you are on another team, I miss you Peary!!
~Yo favritist fan eva,
Anonymous :P


-The Morneau vs. Ice Kubes Battle:
Well Kubes, lets just say your not winning.
HR: 1* Morneau (4) 2* Kubes (3)
RBI: 1* Morneau (13) 2* Kubes (12)


One more thing:
Gomez leads everyone in the American League in Steals! Yeaaah....something to be excited about since nobody else on the Twins Roster is winning at anything ( At this point!) Muhahaha...